Wednesday, August 7, 2013

It's a guy thing

This is not a sexist remark. But more often than not, I have seen that guys maintain their stress levels by venting out their negative energy through some sort of activity. It may be jogging, gyming, swimming or maybe playing football for an hour in the evening. It is a routine thing. On the other hand, women form support groups, closely knit groups where they can discuss everyday life events, talk the knitty gritty details (which most men are disinterested in, as I have seen) and share their feelings. Women are wired in and out of everything. Every event for them is connected to everything else in some way or another while guys are focused on one thing at a time. And guys do like spending a lot of time thinking or doing nothing! Women just cannot. Funny, how God made the two sexes differently.

Ideal recipe for house fight?
Woman: Man, what are you thinking?
Man: Nothing.
Woman: Nothing? How can that be? You can tell me about it.
Man: I'm really thinking about nothing, OK?
Woman: So you really don't want to tell me, no?

Bham! Bham! Bham!

Saturday, December 3, 2011

IF Traveling = Fun, NOT x Traveling = NOT x Fun?

This blog is about balancing the equations. But why this particular equation? Well... particularly because the NOT terms have been increasingly getting involved in my itineraries. 


"Life is a journey", says some old book of proverbs. "But in the end what matters more is the journey itself", says an advertisement in BBC's Travel and Living.


I subscribe to both cult followings. The old and the new. The ancient and the young. But what I despise is one eating into another, which essentially manifests itself in leaving me with no choices. The "wise and old" people reprimanding me in taking a path. They urge me to take the time tested path, the path traversed many a times. Me the explorer, researcher fights against it. Something we call, radical structural research :D I want to try something different. The destination is just same, but my journey is different. I'm lured by the enthusiasm and the energy of the youth. But I'm guided to the same ends of the wise men.


To listen to the bells that sound,
To see the elements that guide,
In fire, water, air, earth and sky,
I see the 3 stars that shine.


PS: NOT can be expressed as a rational number in the form of p/q where q is not equal to zero. Duh!

Thursday, November 11, 2010

Do Math, Talk English.

Thursday, the 11th of November 2010.


Three-quarters of my coursework as part of the doctoral program in management is now done. Some observations that interests me. Popular perception (at least among the Quant Aficionados) in campus is that there is a lot of 'globe' floating around.


'Globe': [in iim-L parlance] -
- noun
1. Things that people already know, preached pompously
2. Gyaan, Fundas coupled with polysyllabic words that doesn't necessarily mean anything
3. Made-up stuff such as this definition (#3), quoting weird analogies just for the sake of making a point

Some say, "That is what MBAs have to do. Talk.Use big words. Use bigger words. Impress the crowd." Others dismiss this as just another fad. They are comfortable if they are surrounded by numbers to substantiate. This is especially true in b-schools where there are 20 engineers or more for every non-engineer in the class. (See even I am using numbers! What an irony). Some still fancy explaining things in Alpha, Beta and Omegas? Oh wait a minute! Wasn't this part of lifetime membership package offered by the hallowed GeeK society in undergrad engineering schools?

Take a break!
Welcome to Real World.
Scenarios don't necessarily come with numbers. Fitting the scenario to a model where there is scope for excitement (read number crunching) may be tempting. But is it the right thing to do? Obviously not (Is 'obviously not' that obvious? 'May be not' may have been a better word). So we moved onto what is now the much clichéd 'Mixed Approach' - a mixture of quantitative and descriptive techniques to problem solving. Use 'math' wherever it is appropriate, use 'globe' to bring some structure, logic and for explaining things.

I've been trying to do justice to what I've been saying all this while. Majoring in Operations, I often come across problems that are quantitative in nature. But the solutions for these real-life problems cannot be always represented by One Number. The best solution, be it in business or non-profit, combines math with some assumptions taken by human judgement that closely resembles reality - or in other words - doing math within a realistic framework. Such solutions are much effective when communicated as simple action plans that practitioners can easily understand and implement. 

I will conclude this post with a story which I read in a book. 

Quote.

A college student is in the store doing his weekly groceries. He's obviously from one of either MIT or Harvard because he is wearing a distinctively colored jacket, but the cashier can't tell which because crimson and cardinal are similar in appearance. When the student is done, he goes to the isle where a sign marked "QuickLane: Up to Nine Items Only!" is clearly visible.

As he unloads the cart, placing down more than a dozen items, the cashier stares in disbelief. "I'm sorry, you can't use this line."

"Why not?"

The cashier points to the sign. "What, are you a MIT student who can't read? Or are you a Harvard student who can't count?"

Unquote.

Saturday, September 11, 2010

Rider's Creed



Every morning I ride my Thunderbird. Period.
Trip > Eternal Quest > Open World > Search your Soul
Some Inspiration...




The Cruisers's Anthem: Creed of a (Harley) Rider - Live by it

We believe in going our own way, no matter which way the rest of the world is going. We believe in bucking the system that's built to smash individuals like bugs on a windshield. Some of us believe in the man upstairs. All of us believe in sticking it to the man down here. We believe in the sky, and we don't believe in the sunroof. We believe in freedom. We believe in dust, tumbleweeds, buffalo, mountain ranges and riding off into the sunset. We believe in saddlebags and we believe that cowboys had it right. We believe in refusing to knuckle under to anyone. We believe in wearing black, because it doesn't show any dirt or weakness. We believe the world is going soft, and we're not going along with it. We believe in motorcycle rallies that last a week. We believe in road side attractions, gas station hot dogs, and finding out what's over the next hill. We believe in rumbling engines, pistons the size of garbage cans, fuel tanks designed in 1936, freight-train size headlights, chrome and custom paint. We believe in flames and skulls. We believe life is what you make it, and we make it one hell of a ride. We believe the machine you sit on can tell the world exactly where you stand. We don't care what everyone else believes. 

Amen.

Saturday, August 7, 2010

Riders on the Storm


Inspired by (Credits) The Doors (1971). Genre - Psychedelic Rock/ Jazz Fusion.

Riders on the Storm.../ Riders on the Storm.../ Into this house we're born.../ Into this house we're thrown.../ Like a dog without a bone.../ An actor out on loan.../ Riders on the Storm...

There's a killer on the road... / His brain is squirmin' like a toad.../ Take a long holiday.../ Let your children play.../ If ya give this man a ride.../ Sweet family will die.../ Killer on the road.. Yeah!

Girl ya gotta love your man.../ Take him by the hand.../ Make him understand.../ The world on you depends on.../ Our life will never end.../ Gotta love your man... Yeah!

Riders on the Storm...


Leave Home. Or so it says - the rusty Royal Enfield brochure lying on my table top. Never owned a motorcycle. Not until next month. Almost there. Test drove the Thunderbird Twinspark yesterday in campus. And boy! This machine is something. Lost sensation of time as it revved up to 60 miles an hour. Cruising, I was, literally. An all power machine. Raw and plenty. Comfort par excellence. I love this motorcycle. And its going to be mine. Very Soon.

The long country ride that awaits me. Winding ways, wind whisking past the shades. Chums cruising alongside me - Ansh, Mayank, Sanjay, Hemang and Sushant. (Trivia: Ansh is getting a Thunderbird too). Riding on and on... till the end of the world. Hit the highway... burn the road. I'm so in love with the Thunderbird !!!


Friday, July 30, 2010

Top of the Mind

So this is like a rapid-fire quiz round. Shoot the question and pop comes the answer. Me Vs. My Alter. No second thoughts. So there goes question number...

01. What do you want to do now? Play Football.
02. What time is it now? 3.55 am.
03. What should you be doing now? Playing Football.. duh!
04. Grrr!? Err...Sleep?
05. Are you hungry? Yes.
06. What do you want to eat? Maggi !!!
07. Last Facebook status? JJ "is inspired by insomnia."
08. Last phone call to? Beep.
09. Last phone call from? Beep.
10. Favourite fruit? Lichi.
11. Favourite vegetable? Lady's Finger.
12. Favourite animal on plate? Rabbit (Bet! They're damn tasty).
13. Favourite fish? Tuna.
14. Favourite aunt? Elsa & Thankamma (can't choose between the two).
15. Lives to? Travel, Write, Build Boats/Ships.
16. And not play football? Stupid Question.
17. Would like to be? A Human Been.
18. Instruments you play? In ascending order of awkwardness - Keyboard, Violin, Drums, Guitar.
19. Song you last listened to? Candle in the wind.
20. Favourite Song? Stairway to Heaven.
21. Home Port? Cochin.
22. Home State? Kerala.. Duh!
23. First trip abroad? To Kingdom of Saudi Arabia.
24. Last trip abroad? To Republic of Korea (not the rogue one!)
25. Wish to go to? Norway.
26. First Crush?  Beep.
28. Last Crush? Beep.
29. Best feature of the female anatomy? Eyes.
30. Favourite Language? German.
31. Number of Languages you speak? 3.
32. Star? Messi.
33. Football? Everyday.
34. Favourite band? Led Zeplin.
35. Part of a band? 3.4
36. Favourite Instrument? Violin.
37. Musician? Beethoven.
38. Classic? Canon in D.
39. Movie? Iron Man.
40. Romance Vs Comedy Vs Horror? Romantic Comedy.
41. Sister? One! Little!
42. Major? Mechanical.
43. Best Friend? Raman.
44. How many close friends? 5.
45. Gift girlfriend on her birthday? Lots of flowers.
46. Motor Cycle? Harley Davidson.
47. NY Vs. CA? CA.
48. Holidaying Location? Himalayas.
49. Lucknow? Kababs.
50. Expensive paraphernalia on wishlist? A Magnum Sniper.
51. Car? Lamborghini.
52. Never been kissed? Have been.
53. Watch? Swatch.
54. Cellphone? Blackberry.
55. Soccer Club? Arsenal.
56. Heartache? Sometimes.
57. Drink? Wine. Chardonnay.
58. Beer? Budweiser.
59. Food? Mugalai.
60. Occupation? Engineer.
61. Practice? Naval Architecture.
62. Currently? PhD Student
63. Specialization? Operations.
64. Weather? Humid.
65. Rains? Scent of the earth.
66. Loves getting wet? Yes!
67. Swim Strokes? Freestyle, Back & Breast-strokes. Not butterfly.
68. Swim for? Relaxing, overall body fitness.
69. Strongest Muscle? Calf.
70. Weakest Muscle? Shoulder.
71. Picnic? Beach.
72. Beach? Sun, Sea, Sand.
73. Read Book Vs. Waterscooter ride? Waterscooter ride.
74. Skin? Tan.
75. Eye? Black.
76. Hair? Long.
77. Physique? Slim.
78. Juice? Strawberry.
79. Season? Winter.
80. Cloud? White.
81. Wind? Storm.
82. Sky? Blue.
83. Hands? Prophecy.
84. Book? Good Omens.
85. Favourite Key? G.
86. Age? 25 (and counting).
87. Teacher? George Philip.
88. Nostalgia? CET.
89. Trees? Acacia.
90. Happiest Moment? Best buggy car @ iitb - techfest.
91. Saddest Moment? Grandma dies.
92. Favourite Colour? Blue.
93. Today? July 31st.
94. Day ahead? Chilled out
95. Day behind? Worked up.
96. First thing to do? Eat.
97. Must do today? Swim.
98. And now its? Dawn.
99. Ready? To rise & shine! :)

Thursday, July 8, 2010

Isolated Inkblots

Already been 30 days in campus after the summer hiatus. Time, it seems has a penchant for pacing up when you really don't want it to. So many moments, each having a different story to tell, and yet clustered together, indifferentiable as an inkblot connected to other inkblots tracing a path. Curvy at times, it transgresses your imagination, takes you to places you never thought you would go, connects you with people of the weirdest kind - until - weird becomes familiar, more so when you look at the mirror.

To try to find meaning in this trail of dots, to see if it connects - a futile exercise in itself as I see it - except - of course,  when it comes to graduation commencement speeches - to inspire, to hold in awe, to entertain the bright systemic robots treading the tested track- hindsight is always right! Ain't it? Just in case, you begin to develop some hard feelings, I really love the Macbook!!!

And on the road that stretched till black asphalt blended into orange and red, we rode - 3 guzzlers and a lass - humoring our appetite to natures bounty disowned by mortal men. Basking under the rays of the twilight sun amidst the fields rendered in green, yellow and brown. The weeds inspired us. 4 kids playing on the Merry-Go-'round - laughter, fun and innocence. One of them looked like the kid in my mother's album. The scallywags with me thought just the same about the other kids.

There are some dots that are better left unconnected.